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Sunday, February 13, 2011 @12:07 AM

I did this a moment ago.



*felt a sting*
*Ignores continues using com*
*Felt another one, more painful*
Brandon kills ant on hand while saying to it,' Enough hor you fuck, let you stay here you bite me you cheebai.'

Vulgar Brandon,
Bored Brandon.

Disclaimer: A couple of ants roam around my computer desk cause i snack while using the computer, hence the staying here part. Nothing else.


Thursday, February 10, 2011 @3:11 PM

Dear AhBui,

I forgive you for the countless scratches on my hands and legs today thanks to your claws.
Wish you have a smooth surgery today and everything goes as planned.
See you tonight at 10 in your cone collar thingy. Lolololol.

Brandon


Tuesday, February 8, 2011 @1:53 PM

Its really sad seeing people enlisting one by one.
For a moment, i wished i am enlisting in Feb instead of May,
so i can get it over and done with as soon as possible.
Instead of lazing around at home and doing nothing.

Contributing to frictional unemployment, i am LOOKING FOR A JOB.

On a side note, i borrowed a book to self learn Bahasa, using Remi script.
But its not turning out so well cause i am having problems with the first lesson,
on vowels of Bahasa...


Sunday, February 6, 2011 @12:59 PM


I am having eating this now, but change the 12 to 24 and weight to 240g.
Brandon is turning fat, woooooo


Friday, February 4, 2011 @9:35 PM

Gambling was what i initially looked forward to, not food, not anything.
But its not that exciting after 2 days. Oh well.
Hope the next 2 days will be better. :)


Wednesday, February 2, 2011 @12:42 AM

This post is also gonna be about work.


I am officially unemployed now.
1stFeb was the last day of work + company dinner.
The end of my first ever paying job.
Oh, how i am going to miss it.

I am definitely going to miss
-always coming to work late for like 5-15 mins, entering a familiar office and watching people loading goods for delivery while i stone cause i was late and have no idea what was happening.
-stocking up shelves, and mind you, not just any supermarket or convenient store shelves, but the ones at TangImportandExport.
-informing and telling da yi (big aunt) about amount of certain product if little of it is left.
-knowing immediately where to get the things people tell me to.
-snacking on da yi's snack and also chatting with her when we have absolutely nothing to do at all.
-boss's 'CHI FAN LE' and 'HUI JIA LE' and everything else.
-feeling satisfied seeing the hampers in CocoaTrees shops and knowing that i had a part to play in its making.
-pushing down trolleys for customers to their cars, and most of the time, parked outside of TatAnnBuilding which i had to pushing through this drain where the wheels always get stucked.
-planning and figuring out the best way to stack carton boxes in a way such that the space on the trolley or pellet will be fully ultilised.
-picking goods regardless da yi reading for me, mdmpeggy reading over the phone from her office room or doing it from the invoice myself.
-taking things from the warehouse when hearing things like 'i want 20 pistachios' i.e 1 carton.
-reading for da yi the things that customers took. ' one pistachio, 2 salted peanuts, 3 montmarte etc.
-packing goods into as little carton boxes as possible to lighten work for delivery or for myself when pushing down goods for customers.
-teabreak where boss or whoever will buy snacks, 60% of the time, it will be currypuffs, but always from different places, never the same currypuffs from the same store.
-chatting with people like AhKok or AhLoh during tiny breaks i have or when walking pass each other.
-the lunch sessions are the coffeeshop nearby or 8th floor.
-how i see those old fellows i work with, all over twice my age but yet able to work with and hang out with perfectly fine. Maybe because they are hanging out with someone only 18, i get to see that all these grown up boys actually have a kiddy side of them. I think it applies to all men. They may seem that they have matured, but when the opportunity arises, not hesitating to reveal their young and playful side of them.
-the memorable delivery experiences i had before working in office.
-learning so many things from Samri, i.e bro/UncleSam via his story telling sessions on armydays and kampongdays.
-seeing Samri's messy long curly hair whenever he comes back to office after deliveries.
-and remember the only tip is had from a customer for moving shitload of goods up to 2ndstorey via stairs and the first angbao of 2011 from this grandma thanking us for delivering.
-Benson talking so much crap about how Andy can be a jockey, which occupation is worth starting a business, being able to 'tell' which angmoh is from where when we see one crossing the road, treating me food when lunch begins at 9plus. etc.
-pushing trolley alone or with company to places like mandaringallery and rafflesplaceMRT where chicks all see you delivering.
-the feeling of accomplishment when getting my delivery done with the invoice signed and returning to office with completed deliveries.
-and of course, receiving my pay at the end of every week in cash knowing that its from my first job and hard earned money.

Standing left to right: Me, Johnson(Temporary Indonesian worker), AhKok ( Fast and horny alcoholic), Samri (Fulltime driver for TIAE), AhLoh ( Hardworking and single, wushu teacher and policeman), Charlie (Temporary Indonesia worker)
Squatting left to right: KeeHao, Andy, Wawa (Slow and the only female temporary worker at TIAE)
Not in photo: Benson (Fat and talks lot of bullshit but overall still a nice guy)
Credits to Andy's $80 camera for the photo.

Company dinner was awesome, so was the company during dinner.
Its kinda sad knowing that i probably will not meet these people again ever in my entire life after 1stFeb2011 but nevertheless, i am so glad i met them.
Oh well, everything, good or bad, eventually comes to an end.

I am quite happy actually, for what god has given me so far.
Things that probably many others will never get to experience.
I shall not list them out as not to enrage the public and get them jealous. (LOLOLOL)
But this 2 months was definitely one i was thankful for.
May my life be smooth and continue meeting awesome people like them.


On a side note, CNY soon! And a new chapter of my life is about to unfold after CNY.


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