Saturday, October 31, 2009 @9:39 PM
Hmmms. Having a little good luck in mousehunt in fb.
So i decide to do a little blogging. XD
Been staying at home recently and doing nothing.
While others are frantically doing PW and the minority doing chinese.
I happen to the most carefree one.
Altho i still cant memorise my OP script yet.
Oh well, guess that many others cant too.
Hmmms, went to watch Jennifer's Body with Chanel just now.
Quite a lousy movie i think.
But who cares, Megan Fox is hot.
*ouch*
Okok! Chanel is hot also. D;
Ok, best of luck to all those taking mother tongue exams on monday.
Altho i hate chinese and regretted again for not taking it this year.
Nvm, at least it means more time for me to slack around.
Oh, i still think PW sucks.
And i bought my ipod, rugby boots, sunglasses and hmmms.
Broke. Gotta save up, then buy more tops (:
Cya!
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 @6:50 PM
Its a good week.
PW without promos.
Its not bad. (:
Altho PW is very much badly done.
Right?
Oh weee and yay!
Got my ipod touch.
Cant jailbreak. But its ok. xD
Weeeeeeeeee.
1T17, enjoy your last few days of school.
Dun feel stressed up cause of PW or anything.
School is fun.
Hate it when its ending.
To all who did well for Promos.
Good job.
To all who didnt do so well for promos.
Dun worry, Everything is not finalized yet.
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Monday, October 26, 2009 @7:46 PM
Why?
I seriously dun get it.
Why are some people just good with their languages.
They are seriously dam good.
I think its that i'm just too stupid.
But why?
What did they do to deserve better marks?
Mug essays?
Memorise dictionaries?
Spam reading?
I am seriously dam jealous of these people.
Natural born talent.
Its like those PI, EOM and stuff.
These people just anyhow do also can get ME EE.
People like me, fucking followed the format, tried like millions of draft.
And the max is like AE ME.
WTF.
Its just the language.
I'm like super disadvantaged.
I seriously suck.
People that prefer speaking chinese than english
I fucking hate chinese, and prefer english.
Yet they pawn my ass upside down for GP results.
I just dun get it.
Write wad you think.
Then i am thinking all the wrong stuff then.
FML.
How do one score well for GP?
HOW.
I care a lot for my results.
And i am dam sad now.
Its just me complaining about GP marks.
40/100 overall with moderation.
If you think i'm a slut, i can get promoted already and still whining.
Then fuck you.
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Monday, October 19, 2009 @2:56 PM
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller: @#$… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore ."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore ."
This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore ."
XD
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Friday, October 16, 2009 @10:32 PM
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED.
I wanna get school shoes.
Rugby boots.
Ipod touch.
Pencil case.
Anyone? Together..
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Monday, October 12, 2009 @9:16 PM
I have serious mood swings.
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