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Saturday, May 29, 2010 @4:00 PM

How bored can holiday can,
i'm sure you know.

Hi, I am Brandon.
I am from CJC, T17.
I live in Choa chu Kang.

I have an elder sis, christina
And a younger bro. called Darryl.
With incredile age gap.
I have a dog.

She's got a boyfriend now
She's got a boyfriend now
two is better than one.
two is better than one
two is better than one

I remember every look upon your face.


Buried her deep inside.
Stars go kill my eyes.


Tuesday, May 25, 2010 @9:48 PM

I still remember the time when i woke up late for my physics MCQ O level.
I thought it was in the afternoon like 2pm, when its actually 8 in the morning.
Woke up at 8, (thanks to Miss Yam)
Dashed down to Kranji Secondary School.
Reached at 8.15, Finished the paper by 8.40.
When it actually ends at 8.50.
Scored an A2 for Olvl physics.

Anyone remember this incident?
Probably the blur-est idiot in SJI,
who would messed up timing for such a major exam?

Physics rep of T17, coincidental?
Clueless about Physics, screwed?

Physics aside.
Anyone can tell me how do i remember,
7 factors affecting consumption,
5 factors affecting savings,
7 factors affecting investment,
3 factors affecting net export,
4 factors affecting AS.
Not including the rest which i have yet to memorise.
Oh economics, economics.

I shouldnt be here.


two is better than one
she's got a boyfriend now
she's got a boyfriend now
two is better than one
she's got a boyfriend now
lovedrunk





Saturday, May 22, 2010 @10:25 PM

Shit, i have got to share this.





@6:42 PM

Dear Brandon,

You've blogged 4 times today.
Since so long ago.
I think you should start studying.

-Brandon

Dear Friends,

Please do not follow the footsteps of Brandon,
do something constructive.
Go!
All the best in your mid years.

-Brandon


@6:40 PM

Dear P C and M,

I'm so over you now.
I'm quite into E and GP.
So dun even think i will touch you for at least a week.
Bye

-Brandon


@6:34 PM

Humans don't just shrink with age. They shrink EVERY DAY.

Humans shrink and regain height daily, sometimes as much as 3/4 of an inch in one day. When we move throughout the day, the fluid disks in in our spinal column compress and we shrink. When we rest at night our backbones reabsorb the fluid and our height comes back.

As our bodies degenerate over time, our ability to grow back our height diminishes over time. This contributes to the loss of height that occurs as we age. It's not uncommon to lose two whole inches by the time we hit 60 years old.

-OMGFacts

I bet i shrank when i was taking height and weight on friday. DD:

Lactose tolerance is a mutation. Lactose intolerance is the original form of the gene.

-OMGFacts.

O: I'm mutated and.. i think i am chocolate intolerance.
): because i think i got my sore throat from that.


In 1518 there was a DANCING PLAGUE in Strasbourg, France. 400 people danced uncontrollably for A MONTH, dozens of lives were lost and NO ONE KNOWS WHY.

It all started when a woman named Frau Troffea decided to start dancing in the streets in July of 1518. What ensued was an inexplicable city-wide dancing craze, where hundreds took to street dancing. By the end of the month-long dance-off dozens had died from heart attacks, strokes, and exhaustion. Scientists to this day have no explanation for why this happened.

Theories suggest that people were suffering from mass hysteria brought on by distressing conditions, or that they were being punished by the wrath of Saint Vitus, or that people had been consuming a chemical with similar properties to LSD.

-OMGFacts

OMG. I think thats the flute in shrek.
It exist! O:


Women speak about 7000 words a day. The average man averages just over 2000.
If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't.

So many OMGFacts.




@4:23 PM

When Brandon cant take Econs anymore.


Stayed for night studies yesterday.
Ever had the feeling that you were studying, and after you are done, you just feel that its never enough? Like its of no use to your examination as you cant remember anything you did the past few hours?


Shit, i swear mousehunt is bad.



And sore throat's gone,
but still coughing.
there's phlegm!
DDD:


Thursday, May 20, 2010 @10:57 PM

As usual, when Brandon has free time, he blogs.

Today i did like 2 normal distribution III questions.
And... Cant do them. I only completed parts.

Shrek 4. Wahahaha.


Wednesday, May 19, 2010 @10:10 PM

Did economic growth case study!

Thats all. Wts.
And i didnt apply any economic growth thingy on the case study.
Talking about how screwed i am. Lols

At this rate, i am so screwed for A lvls.


@4:32 PM

Time check.
3.33pm.
That was how early i reached home today after school dismisses at 2.
It could have been earlier if i didnt stay back for a few games of bridge.

Home-ed alone today.
Its lonely, all i can say.
I remembered the days in SJI.
Where i would bus home, 190 together with my group of buddy.
Gabriel, Francis, Cedric.
Rain or shine.
It kinda rocks when you have a group of friends like that,
chatting and all on the bus trip.
Never alone as now.
I miss them.

I feel pathetic if thats the word for it, how i felt.
In my new class, let me name who lives in the west.
Chanel See, Valerie Ho, Me, Eugene Chan, John Foo, Kenny Lee, Bryan Ong and Loau XuanYu.
And yet, i cant find that group of ppl to go home on a 190/985.
In fact, i dun think anyone in the list does that.
Rugby kept me occupied,
no more rugby means nothing after school.
I feel empty.

Come to think of it. Again.
There is really not much time to do anything already.
From now till A's, all there will be is studying.
Outings maybe 1 or 2 during the june holidays.
After A's, National Service.
Waa shit, time is going by too fast.

Oh well, i will be back to post at night.
The work i did today.
Night studies tomorrow? Hmmms..


Tuesday, May 18, 2010 @9:46 PM

Maybe i should make full use of this site.
Document what i do at home.
To see if i really study.
And to make myself guilty when its empty.

I did FA for EMI and Quantum today!
Actually, thats quite pathetic considering i had like 4 hours plus to complete those 2...


Friday, May 14, 2010 @7:28 PM

Its difficult to care for someone not in the mood when you yourself is not in the mood as well.
Oh man, tough job.


Thursday, May 13, 2010 @10:14 PM

What i planned to do.
8-2 School
2-4 Study chemistry in library
4-5.30 Gym
5.30-7 Dinner and resting
7-10 Night Study

What i actually did.
8-2 School
2-3 Realised that there is actually GP remedial today, played blackjack
3-4.30 GP remedial
4.30-5.30 Gym
5.30-6.30 Bridge and slacking in class
6.30-8+ Ate and home-ed

Ever remember the times when life sucks when it doesnt go according to how you planned?
In this case, it didnt, but still awesome-ly enjoyed.
However, guilty.
But i swear Bridge is dam fun.....

As long as official results are not out,
there is no such thing as screwed,
there is still this chance that you might be correct,
and this positive thinking will only stop
when A level results are released.


Wednesday, May 12, 2010 @7:42 PM

Je veux ton amour Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour Je ne veux pas etre l'ami




Tuesday, May 11, 2010 @10:25 PM

This day had finally arrived.
Season for me has officially ended.
Looks like its all down to studying now.
I hope someone out there understands how i feel.


Wednesday, May 5, 2010 @6:39 PM

Really awesome. (:

1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
12 War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
13 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
14 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
15 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
16 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
17 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
18 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
19 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
20 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
21 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
22 I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
23 If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
24 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
25 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
26 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
27 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
28 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
29 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
30 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
31 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
32 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
33 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
34 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
35 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
36 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
37 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
38 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
39 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
40 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
41 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
42 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
43 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
44 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
45 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
46 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
47 I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
48 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
49 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
50 Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
51 The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
52 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
53 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
54 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
55 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
56 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
57 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
58 It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
59 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
60 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
61 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
62 Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
63 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
64 A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
65 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
66 I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
67 Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
68 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
69 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
70 You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
71 I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
72 A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
73 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
74 Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
75 Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
76 There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
77 I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
78 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
79 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
80 I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
81 If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
82 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
83 When in doubt, mumble.
84 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
85 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
86 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
87 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
88 A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
89 Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
90 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
91 Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
92 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
93 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
94 Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
95 Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
96 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
97 If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
98 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
99 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
100 Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.


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